Odd Jobs Gin-chan
What's with the morning sickness?
So annoying. Scoot.
Where's the toothpaste?
In your hand.
Not this. The new tube.
That one's still usable.
It's all empty.
You used the last bit.
Then...
Fill it with water.
This isn't Setsuko's can of fruit drops.
You should learn from her and try taking some runny dumps.
It doesn't matter what you brush your teeth with anyway.
All right. You can use some of my Tsubakiki Shampoo.
My poop really will be runny.
What's your problem? Bitching and whining first thing in the morning...
I'm hungover here.
What will it take to satisfy you, Your Highness?
Vidal Hahhoon.
Fine.
Here's some money. Go buy—
Woohoo!
Hey! Don't you dare!
Buy toothpaste!
That's weird.
Did we always have a mirror here?
I'm off!
Hold it right there, Kagura!
That was close!
A Mirror Provides a Frozen Reflection of Both Your Beautiful and Ugly Sides
I got some repair work done while you guys were out, so don't touch the mirror - Otose
This note...
I really should stick it in a more noticeable place.
I got some repair work done while you guys were out, so don't touch the mirror - Otose
Perfect.
At last, my home,
the mecca where I get to observe, long-term, Gin-san's knapsack,
my very own 1LGK, is complete!
There aren't many properties with a view this good!
From this magic mirror,
I can ogle every last bit of him, from the back of his **** to the tip of his ****!
Ah, I'm starting to get hot just thinking about it...
He's back!
You can bare it all, Gin-san.
This mirror exists to freeze that moment in time!
Huh?
Gin-san?
What, it's just the glasses hanger? Get lost!
Kagura-chan? Where are you?
Huh?
A mirror?
Wow, when did she get repairs done?
Well, yeah, I guess we do use the kitchen as a washroom.
Yes, thanks for that explanation. Now will Yamcha please exit the stage?
I wonder if they'll notice I got a haircut.
But nothing's changed. Nobody's gonna notice, for sure.
Did I get too adventurous this time?
I'm not seeing where you went on an adventure.
You haven't set one foot outside your home.
Uh, what's the deal? Aren't you done yet?
Enough with the 45 degree angle already!
You're pissing me off!
All right.
He finally left.
I had to see a pointless side of a pointless guy there.
Somebody's here!
Enough already, damn it!
What the hell?!
What the hell is your problem?!
Who are you calling Tom Cruise?!
We just share the same hairstyle!
You're never gonna get a chance to use that retort!
I only look like him from a 45 degree angle!
Nobody's gonna notice! You haven't changed one bit!
Don't get me in trouble!
All right.
Are you done now?
Bed hair, all good.
Nostril hair, all good.
Unshaven spots, all good.
Yeah, yeah. Don't worry.
Nobody pays that much attention to you, you pre-pubescent virgin.
Chest hair, all good.
All good, my ass!
Why is a virgin so shaggy?!
Who knows what they'd say if they saw this.
For such a paper-thin character, he sure has some thick body hair!
Maybe I should give permanent hair removal a shot.
I saw something I shouldn't have.
This is Shinpachi-kun's true form.
The name "Shinpachi-kun" doesn't fit him anymore.
I can only see him as Wakadaisho!
I'm back.
Wakadaisho!
What are you doing?
N-Nothing.
I wanted to drink some Fanda Grape, but it burst out.
A-Anyway, weren't you with Gin-san?
Don't ask me.
I-I see.
That won't do, Kagura-chan.
You shouldn't go out without washing your face.
Oh, I forgot.
Girls need to be careful about their appearance.
He made it through!
Why do I have to go through such a nerve-racking experience?
Eye crap, all good.
Nose crap, all good.
Teeth crap, all good.
Now it's your turn?
I got some repair work done while you guys were out, so don't touch the mirror - Otose
As if a heroine could ever have stuff like that.
Oops.
I forgot about the pole of crap.
Something very unbecoming of a heroine just burst out of her ass!
I have to shampoo this, too.
Wait, is that...
A tail?!
This girl has a tail?!
270 episodes in, and this shocking truth comes to light?!
It'd really suck if people saw this.
They'd definitely call it a pole of crap.
Maybe I should give permanent hair removal a shot.
Uh, will permanent hair removal even work on that?
But without this, I wouldn't be able to braid my hair...
That's how you braided it?
Or transform when I see the moon...
She could transform?!
Or wrap it around my waist like a belt when I put on my combat suit.
I'd heard she belonged to a warrior race,
but I had no idea they were the real deal!
The name "Kagura-chan" doesn't fit her anymore.
I can only see her as Kakarot!
What am I to do?
One after the other...
How am I supposed to take these revelations?
I'm back.
Kakarot!
What are you doing?
N-Nothing.
I just drank some Fanda Grape, and it started bursting out of my ass.
I-I put the Vidal Hahhoon and toothpaste over there.
H-Hey.
Also, I bought you some hangover medicine, so don't forget to take it.
You guys forgot to take something far more important!
And now it looks like something outrageous!
Another two dragonballs and Shenron will show up here!
It's over!
You guys will be exposed for sure!
Ah, how wrong I was.
I shouldn't have witnessed their true selves.
I never wanted to see the bond that Odd Jobs had fall apart.
Those guys...
They were hiding something like this from me?
Sheesh.
Did they seriously think I hadn't noticed?
Don't tell me, Gin-san...
You knew?
You knew everything and had long since accepted it all?
You guys...
I knew long ago that you'd realized
I wear a wig.
Thanks for this wonderful present,
for accepting me as I am.
What am I supposed to use this for?
Oh, I get it.
I have been really thinning down there lately.
So this is how it's used.
Yeah.
Lookin' pretty good—
P-Pardon the intrujin.
A mirror also reflects your ugly side as it is.
While she was watching us, she was also taking a long, hard look at herself...
The ugly sight of her peeping at things people wanted to keep hidden.
Uh...
No matter how you look at it, we were the ones exposing ourselves.
Well, I hope she learned her lesson.
Odd Jobs Gin-chan Snack Otose
At the very least, she won't be able to look in a mirror for a while.
The hell are you doing?
Have I become a mirror of your true self now?
Tee-hee.
I don't wear glasses.
Special Police Shinsengumi
Special Service Award Yamazaki Sagaru
Looks like Yamazaki did some good work and got recognized by the brass.
Guess he really is cut out to be an inspector.
He's truly an inspector among inspectors.
But, you know,
I've been wondering for a while...
What exactly do inspectors do?
I've heard their job is to eat anpan 24/7.
Nah, it's all about badminton.
What? Really?
That's what inspectors do?
Basically, it's mundane work assigned to mediocre guys with no particular talents.
Ah, I see.
No wonder Yamazaki's a good fit.
Damn it all!
Nobody understands what I go through!
Sure, inspectors handle boring, behind-the-scenes tasks like stakeouts and recon.
But if it weren't for us laying the groundwork,
those guys who do the actual field work wouldn't be able to do anything!
Spies don't get any days off this year either!!
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Spy Works Collection
Maybe I should become a spy, too.
I'm very sorry.
Your license seems to have expired, so we can't issue you a membership card.
Ack. I forgot to go renew it.
What a pain.
Do I really have to visit that training institute again?
W-Wait a second!
S-Sorry, just wondering...
Where can I get one of those ninja licenses?
Hattori Zenzo Birthday: 8/22 School: Iga Valid until 9/22 Former Leader of the Oniwaban
Current Occupation: Freelance Jonin
Ninja License
Oedo Ninja Association
Nobody Likes the Photo on Their License
Oedo Ninja Training Institute
My, how unusual.
You don't see a lot of people applying for ninja licenses these days.
Reception
Let me make this clear first.
Becoming a ninja doesn't mean you'll be able to use
stuff like the Rasengan or chakra, okay?
O-Okay.
Write down your name and address here.
Okay!
Now I can really show those guys.
Ninjas are experts at espionage,
so if I can get a license...
But this place...
Be careful not to use ninjutsu and genjutsu illegally.
You can be a ninja too!
Ninja tools on sale
Is it really legit?
Nightingale-Flooring Room
What course are you gonna go for?
Wait, there are multiple courses?
Yeah.
Genin Course
The genin course is basically like getting a moped license.
You can complete it in a day.
What? You can become a ninja in a day?
Chunin Course
The chunin course is like a motorbike license,
Jonin Course
and the jonin course is like a regular, automatic transmission vehicle license.
Hokage Course
The Hokage course is a bit tricky.
It's the same as a manual transmission vehicle license.
Aren't you taking the Hokage too lightly?!
There's a limit to taking it easy!
What did Naruto and friends put in all that effort for?!
Well, if all you want is a license, the genin course should do.
It doesn't feel special at all anymore.
Reception
Zen-chan, I take it you want your license renewed?
Yeah.
I had a gold license, but I got hit with a speeding ticket.
You're too light on your feet.
Even ninjas can get speeding tickets?
Is it against the law to run too fast?!
One moment.
I'll go see if any instructors are free.
Hey, Gramps.
Some kids are here for training.
K-Knock before you open the door, you hag!
What's wrong with you?!
Are you watching A Kunoichi's Porn Diaries again?!
Didn't I tell you to stop because it's bad for your health?
Anyway, what do we do?
How are you gonna teach two at once?
Sh-Shut up!
I'll just teach them using the clone technique!
I threw your clone in the trash because was busted and leaking air!
Who said you could do that, you shitty hag?!
My Kunoichi III!
There you have it.
You two will be going through joint training.
Uh, Zenzo-san.
Is this place really okay?
No need to worry.
Let's get this over with. Report to the garden at once.
Despite what he looks like,
that geezer was a trusted friend of my father,
the former Oniwaban leader.
His ninjutsu skills are top-notch.
Uh...
You'll now be taking the ninja course.
All right, you two.
First make sure it's safe, and then get on your ride.
Excuse me, Sensei.
I don't see anything safe about this!
Don't you want a license?
Hurry up and get on.
I didn't come here to get a toad license!
What? Didn't you want a ninja light vehicle license?
Heavy vehicle, then?
Not the Nine-Tails, either!
Oh, sorry.
It wasn't the Hokage course?
In that case, dodge the dumbbells and eat the chikuwa!
Not Hattori-kun, either!
Er...
Let's start with training your legs.
Since time immemorial, ninjas have strived to achieve superhuman leg strength.
And this is one of the training methods they devised.
You plant an asagi seed
and jump over it every day.
Asagi grows quickly.
In a few months, it'll grow taller than the roofs of buildings.
Oh, I've heard of this training.
But since I opted for the genin license, I only get to take lessons for one day.
Don't worry.
Our Asagi grows even faster.
Right, Asagi?
Isn't that just the hag from reception?!
Our Asagi grows at an incredible rate.
Despite being a genin,
her clerical efficiency helped her rise to the position
of Oniwaban's accountant in no time.
Isn't that right, Asagi?
Okay, so she climbed the ladder to success real fast, but she's old and withered now!
She's just a hag!
Gramps.
I don't think this is gonna work as training.
Jumping over her is too easy.
What are you talking about?
Asagi has a lot left in her yet!
Nobody can stop her!
Isn't that right, Asagi?
She's not anywhere close to being done.
In fact, she hasn't even begun.
Isn't that right, Asagi?
This really is endless Asagi! What the hell?!
This is the clone technique.
It's the only way to gain superhuman leaping ability in one day.
She grew so much, she's ultimately returned to the earth!
The Asagis turned into dominoes!
Asagi!
Ninjas leap over walls because it requires the least effort.
But breaking through a wall that would
take too much effort to leap over is also a ninja technique.
That just ruined the whole effect!
That's Zen-chan for you.
You incited my self-destruction and broke through the wall from the inside.
You truly are the boss's son.
Become a fine ninja...
There isn't a single fine ninja in the place!
Well done, you two.
I never thought you'd take Asagi down.
Here's your reward!
I'll now throw Asagi and chikuwa at you!
Dodge the Asagi and eat the chikuwa!
Pick up poor Asagi!
Let's move on to the next task.
You must now hide in this pond.
Ah, the water-escape tactic, right?
The one where you hide underwater and use a bamboo pole to breathe?
No.
You must hide underwater and use Asagi's hole to breathe.
Why her hole?!
There's no guarantee you'll always have a bamboo pole in an emergency.
Isn't that right, Asagi?
Always having an Asagi around would be even weirder!
It's basically the same as using a bamboo pole.
Asagi will put her head above the surface and take in oxygen.
You two must take that oxygen from her ass.
That's not oxygen! It's poison gas!
You mustn't resurface until I call out to you, okay?
Begin!
No way.
Even if it'll get me a license,
I'm not going mouth-to-mouth with that!
That so?
Then make do with my gas.
Through me...
And through you...
That's three people's worth!
Asagi!
Y-You stink!
Ew!
You just called out "you," didn't you, Gramps?
What kinda solution is that?!
I never thought you'd use that as a weapon.
Brilliant.
Become a fine ninja...
You know, the key to that lethal weapon was your fart!
Well done. Here's your reward!
I'll now throw Asagi!
Stand there and watch!
That's nothing but domestic violence!
I didn't expect you to be this good.
You have far too much talent to stay a mere genin.
Um...
All I did was fart, pretty much.
But here's your final task.
If you don't clear this, you won't get your genin license.
Ninjas must, at all times, believe in themselves alone.
No matter what their mission, they must be prepared to turn
their heart to stone in order to fulfill their objective.
Even if it were
a mission to kill their own master.
D-Don't tell me...
Gramps, you...
That's right.
Your final task
is to kill Asagi—
Here's your final task.
I'll now throw Gramps, chikuwa, and a license at you.
Choose what you want and pick it up.
Yamazaki Sagaru Birthday: 2/6 School: Iga Valid until 3/6 Eats a lot of anpan during stakeouts.
Genin
Ninja License
Oedo Ninja Association
Ask yourself.
What was it that you wanted?
Here we go!
Special Service Award Yamazaki Sagaru
Hey, apparently Yamazaki earned some kind of distinction again!
Same old boring inspector work again, though, right?
Nah, I heard he rounded up a bunch of bad guys all on his own this time.
Huh?
What the...
What happened to him?
Yamazaki!
Congrats on a job well done! Give us the whole story.
How about joining us for a meal?
I'm good.
Ninja Hattari-san
I've got chikuwa to eat.
Arriving Late to a Reunion Makes it Hard to Enter
Next Episode: "Arriving Late to a Reunion Makes it Hard to Enter."
Next week, we have a Joi rebels reunion,
with an all-star cast making appearances!
It's organized by...
N-
N-No way...